C’mon, you Peaky Blinders!
I’m attending a conference in the West Midlands next weekend, and as I’ve never really spent any time in Birmingham, decided to tag on an extra night in the city centre on Monday 16th. I should therefore have time to do one booking between 18:30 and 22:30 on the Monday evening, and another 8-10am on the Tuesday morning. I’ll be staying at a chain hotel in Snow Hill.
Flat cap optional!
Sexless summer!
Woe is me… My civvy workload has been ridiculous since the beginning of the new year, so I’ve been unable to do many bookings. I’m hopefully in the last week of this now though, so from around August 14/15th my schedule should be a little lighter for about four weeks. I will do an offer on 30m and 45m to make up for my poor availability earlier in the year!
Looking further ahead, after a conference in mid-September I’m hoping to keep a bit of flexibility in my schedule. Famous last words…?
Madonna – eat your heart out
Bought a new bra online… results a little more pointy than expected!
Glasgow availability
Just a note to say that I’m in Glasgow for a personal trip, but will have the opportunity to do a few bookings while I’m there if everything is OK with the hotel. I’ll charge my normal rates, but won’t be able to fill any outfit requests.
End times quoted are finish, not start.
- Saturday 23rd: 7-11pm
- Sunday 24th: 9-10.30am, 8-10pm
- Monday 25th: 9-10.30am, 4-10pm
- Tuesday 26th: 9-11am.
Please bear with me as my phone may not be switched on all that often!
Glasgow ho!
So, at the grand old age of 51, I’ve finally got round to planning a trip north of the border, to the land of my forefathers (though they’re actually from even further north). It’s a personal trip rather than a whoring tour, but I should have time to do the odd booking. I’m going to be in a hotel near Glasgow Central station: I don’t know what it’s like, but if there’s any issue with keycards etc. I’ll just meet you outside or in the lobby.
I do like to travel fairly light, so won’t have lots to choose from outfit wise, but if you book before Friday 22nd I’ll see what I can do.
My likely available times are:
- Saturday 23rd: 7–11pm
- Sunday 24th: 9–11am, 7–10pm
- Monday 25th: 8–11am, 4–11pm
- Tuesday 26th: 8–10.30am
Bookings will be at my normal rates, and I’ll do 30m minimum and 2h maximum. I’ll also add up to two further hours social time if anyone fancies dinner or lunch. Just please, none of the above!
Have a sexy Christmas!
So, I’m having a funky Friday putting my tree up to the soundtrack of Beck’s Midnite Vultures: such a great and witty album. I’ve inherited my mother’s attention to detail for Christmas trees – stick to 2–3 colours (white and gold this year) and preferably every bauble in sets of three. Got some lovely oysters with pearls from John Lewis that look vaguely vulval… 🙂 My new topper is a write-off though. 🙁 It’s a medium-sized white glittery star, but I can never get the feckers to stay in place! Might treat myself to a new tree next year, as well.
Now, just the Christmas card writing to tackle. I could do with a day off civvy work to get everything I need to do done, but won’t whinge!
As you may have seen on my Twitter feed, I am out of action for health reasons until at least New Year’s Eve. Fingers crossed I’ll be able to start 2019 with a bang or several. But in the meantime I wish you and yours a very merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and horny new year. Kx
No-vember
Blimey, I cannot believe how quickly 2018 has gone. First it was packing, then unpacking, and then what seemed like a non-stop onslaught of civvy work. I’ve had a slight let up on that front over the past 4–5 days, but it’s back to the grindstone later this week. I’ve already got a HUGE project lined up to start on December 31, so at this rate it’s looking like I’ll be lucky to take a week off around Christmas! 🙁
All this means I’ve done much less escorting than normal – or that I’d like! Unfortunately, a small health issue has also arisen: I thought it would be resolved by now, but it looks like I’m going to have to hold off from taking bookings again until about November 17th. Boo…
When I do return, I’ll be going back to my standard pricing, i.e. £60 for 30 minutes and £80 for 45m. While I’m here it perhaps bears repeating that a). I’m never available ‘now’, b). I don’t answer calls from hidden numbers and c). it really does save us both time if you read this site, especially the Services page, or my AdultWork profile at least.
On the plus side, all being well I will be available all over the Christmas and New Year period, so if you feel the need for a break from visiting family, mince pies and turkey sandwiches, my place can be your little oasis of calm.
Any NW tights fetishists?
I do love me a bit of tights ripping… I’ve got sturdy legs and plenty of pairs for you to destroy!
I need a brew and a break!
Jeez, I’ve never been divorced (would need to have got married for that…) but moving house is definitely one of the most stressful things I’ve ever done, and this time – with knobs on!
Firstly, I’d been in my old house for 11 years, and had accumulated a lot of stuff over that time, including things from my parents’ house waiting in the loft to be sold. Of course, I didn’t get round to selling 90% of it, so it had to come with me. There was thus masses and masses of packing to do. Secondly, my last couple of moves have only been within a 5-10 minute drive, but this relocation was 200+ miles away, to Preston from Watford, so I couldn’t just come and go inbetween houses.
I was literally still packing while the removals men were loading the van, but made it. One box got left behind by accident, and I missed a clock, but I managed to retrieve the more important things in the box and stuff them in my suitcase. Annoyingly, I left two bookcases that came with the house, and it turned out I could have taken them – they would have been very useful here. But, overall, I can’t complain, and so far, I’ve only found one wine glass broken during transit. I was up for 6am, and the removals lorry drove off at about 7.30pm: what a day.
Alas, after 48 hours to unpack the essentials I had to throw myself into civvy work due to a big project deadline, and that has only just begun to ease off. So, I’m finally getting round to sorting the bedrooms out and will be able to start bookings in Preston from the evening of Friday 25th; I’ll also be available over the Whitsun weekend.
My only concern about my new in call location is parking, as it is permit controlled 8am–6pm and I am currently unable to get a new visitor’s permit card. Neighbours have assured me that we never get traffic wardens though, and I’ve not seen one. Locals may well know of somewhere close to park, but if push comes to shove there is a car park about a 10-minute walk away, and when I get chance I’ll do some more reconnaisance to try and find handy/close parking spots. And I am only a 15–20 minute walk from the city centre.
Anyway, no doubt I’ll be sorted and settled soon. In the meantime, time to put the kettle on and hopefully have some much-needed sex soon!
Last but not least, many thanks to Steve of Select Website Design for revamping my website: I can highly recommend him, not least for his patience with my fussiness over fonts etc. 🙂
Kx
Moving on
Gosh, so long since I wrote anything! Life has been crazy busy since November with civvy work and looking for a new home in a different part of the country.
And now, events are moving apace, and my last working day in Hertfordshire will be Saturday, April 21st. I shall then be relocating north, and changing my URL, profile name etc. accordingly.
As a result my availability may not be great over April, but I’ll do my best to accommodate anyone I’ve seen before especially, and please try: weekends and evenings in particular might not be too bad.
I’ve gathered an amazing little group of regulars over the past 3.5 years, and will really miss them. I will, however, be coming back down south every couple of months once I’m settled, so please keep an eye on my Twitter feed or blog posts on my new website if you’re interested in knowing when I’ll be in Herts or London.
And of course, you are all welcome to come and see me in my beautiful new house in the land of parched peas and hotpot!