COVID-19 update, August
So, I still haven’t done any bookings! Although the restrictions due to be lifted on August 1st have now been put back for at least two weeks, I am officially available again. Until all COVID restrictions are removed, I am working differently, however:
- I’m only offering two types of booking (see below)
- No hugging or kissing on arrival
- Cash into a dish on the side near the door
- Clients wash their hands and face or take a quick shower, leaving their clothes and other possessions on the landing
- Then we get down to some much-needed therapeutic activity… 😉
Option 1. Normal services for 1 or 1.5 hours only, but at my old/reduced price of £100 for 1h or £140 for 1.5h. Must be booked at least the day before.
Option 2. The ‘COVID Quickie’. No kissing or oral given. Up to 30 minutes for just £50, with breast play/ANR, fingering, and sex in doggy, spoons or deep stick position (i.e. no missionary or cowgirl). No limit on pops if you can go twice! I will likely not be wearing make-up and no costume requests. These bookings can be arranged on the day (2–3pm through to 11pm), though the more notice you can give me, the higher the chance they’ll happen, and I always need at least 30–45 minutes to shower etc.
I appreciate times are hard for some, but sex is such a mood-lifter, so I hope the COVID Quickie will help out those who just want a bloody good, straightforward shag. For those who haven’t seen me before, I always orgasm through vaginal sex. For those who have met me, I’m now hovering between light brown and blonde hair after a much-needed post-lockdown trip to the hairdresser earlier this week!
Hope to see you soon. Kx
Life goes on…
As my birthday approaches, I can only say – roll on 2021! What a write-off 2020 has been. As someone at slightly higher risk I have self-isolated quite firmly and have only left the house a handful of times in the past three months. I’m used to living and working alone, but it is beginning to get to even me…
…so, I’ve decided to restart bookings POTENTIALLY from July 4th – but this is with a lot of caveats. I am keeping an eye on the rate of infections/deaths in the Preston area, and if it starts to increase again I will go back on to a hiatus.
My working methods for the foreseeable future (i.e., until the risk of COVID-19 is significantly reduced) will be as follows:
- Bookings of 1 or 1.5 hours ONLY, but these will be on my 2019 rates – £100 for 1h, and £140 for 1.5h
- All bookings must be made at least the day before
- No kissing or contact upon entry, cash to be left on the side before going upstairs
- Clients must undress on the landing, leave their clothes there, and have a shower, then proceed to the boudoir
- My actual services will remain unchanged.
I will only be doing one or two bookings a week, civvy job and other demands on my time allowing. I would also obviously ask that you stay away if you have concerns you might be infected. This is uncharted terrority, but I’m hoping that with a little bit of common sense we can get back to having some fun!
Ch, ch, ch, ch, changes
So, I shall shortly be back – but with some modifications to how I work, and my rates, and I thought it might be an idea to explain the rationale for these changes.
When I was based in Herts, I seemed to be able to balance escorting quite well with my freelance civvy work, seeing 4–5 clients a week on average. Since I relocated to Preston in the spring of 2018, this has not been the case! It’s partly just because my civvy workload seemed to become much heavier, but I have also seen a bit of a shift in my work pattern, which involves me often having to work more during business hours (in my case, especially 12–6pm).
Some clients understandably expect escorts to be sat around showered, hair and make-up done, bed changed, stockings on and waiting for bookings, but I have never worked like that. To get ready for a booking, I need to break off my civvy work, and this became increasingly more difficult when faced with deadlines, plus it was also sometimes tough to motivate myself to do so just for a 30-minute booking, which still involves an hour’s preparation for me, i.e. I spend 1.5 hours for 0.5 hour’s pay – less than my civvy hourly rate. For regulars this wasn’t a problem, but I was doubly cautious when it came to new clients in case they turned out to be a timewaster and no show even after confirming just an hour beforehand (all sex workers will tell you this is unfortunately common).
As such, I’ve decided to instigate a new way of working when I return, which will hopefully be over the weekend of March 6–8th. Firstly, no more 15-minute bookings at all. Secondly, I’m increasing my rates in general, and proportionately especially for 30-minute bookings (as these represent the worst total time vs income ratio for me). Another reason for my rate increase is that I’d rather see clients who specifically want to see me – and as a 52-year-old SSBBW, I am pretty niche! – than have an ‘any hole’s a goal’ mindset.
Whilst this is not a change, I’d also like to emphasise again that a bit of notice (24 hours is fine, 48 hours even better) is far more likely to secure a booking. If I know I have to take a couple of hours out of an afternoon I can plan accordingly, but I’m often not likely to be able to just drop everything and get ready with an hour’s notice. There’s no harm in asking as some days I will be at a loose end, but especially between noon and 7pm, it’s 50:50 at best. I have a bit more flexibility 10am-noon, but ONLY if booked at least one day before – I’m never available before 2pm on the day. The same goes with bookings between 7pm and 11pm, but these need to be arranged by 5pm.
I really do enjoy escorting, for all sorts of reasons, so I’m hoping I can find a way that works for me and doesn’t involve me constantly having to say ‘no’ to bookings. I’m going to give this about six months and will then review. Spring is in the air, and it is time to fornicate!
Winter break
No, nothing as exotic as a week in skiing in Verbiers, I’m afraid! I am, however, going into hibernation on the escorting front for a few weeks, so I can concentrate on other stuff for a while.
I’ll still be reading and replying to emails and be on Twitter, fora etc., but will probably only be putting my phone on to check messages once or twice a day (as it being on all day is one of the most distracting parts of escorting…)
I’m not sure yet when I’ll be back, except it will be after Valentine’s Day but before Good Friday.
Kx
C’mon, you Peaky Blinders!
I’m attending a conference in the West Midlands next weekend, and as I’ve never really spent any time in Birmingham, decided to tag on an extra night in the city centre on Monday 16th. I should therefore have time to do one booking between 18:30 and 22:30 on the Monday evening, and another 8-10am on the Tuesday morning. I’ll be staying at a chain hotel in Snow Hill.
Flat cap optional!
Sexless summer!
Woe is me… My civvy workload has been ridiculous since the beginning of the new year, so I’ve been unable to do many bookings. I’m hopefully in the last week of this now though, so from around August 14/15th my schedule should be a little lighter for about four weeks. I will do an offer on 30m and 45m to make up for my poor availability earlier in the year!
Looking further ahead, after a conference in mid-September I’m hoping to keep a bit of flexibility in my schedule. Famous last words…?
Madonna – eat your heart out
Bought a new bra online… results a little more pointy than expected!
Glasgow availability
Just a note to say that I’m in Glasgow for a personal trip, but will have the opportunity to do a few bookings while I’m there if everything is OK with the hotel. I’ll charge my normal rates, but won’t be able to fill any outfit requests.
End times quoted are finish, not start.
- Saturday 23rd: 7-11pm
- Sunday 24th: 9-10.30am, 8-10pm
- Monday 25th: 9-10.30am, 4-10pm
- Tuesday 26th: 9-11am.
Please bear with me as my phone may not be switched on all that often!
Glasgow ho!
So, at the grand old age of 51, I’ve finally got round to planning a trip north of the border, to the land of my forefathers (though they’re actually from even further north). It’s a personal trip rather than a whoring tour, but I should have time to do the odd booking. I’m going to be in a hotel near Glasgow Central station: I don’t know what it’s like, but if there’s any issue with keycards etc. I’ll just meet you outside or in the lobby.
I do like to travel fairly light, so won’t have lots to choose from outfit wise, but if you book before Friday 22nd I’ll see what I can do.
My likely available times are:
- Saturday 23rd: 7–11pm
- Sunday 24th: 9–11am, 7–10pm
- Monday 25th: 8–11am, 4–11pm
- Tuesday 26th: 8–10.30am
Bookings will be at my normal rates, and I’ll do 30m minimum and 2h maximum. I’ll also add up to two further hours social time if anyone fancies dinner or lunch. Just please, none of the above!
Have a sexy Christmas!
So, I’m having a funky Friday putting my tree up to the soundtrack of Beck’s Midnite Vultures: such a great and witty album. I’ve inherited my mother’s attention to detail for Christmas trees – stick to 2–3 colours (white and gold this year) and preferably every bauble in sets of three. Got some lovely oysters with pearls from John Lewis that look vaguely vulval… 🙂 My new topper is a write-off though. 🙁 It’s a medium-sized white glittery star, but I can never get the feckers to stay in place! Might treat myself to a new tree next year, as well.
Now, just the Christmas card writing to tackle. I could do with a day off civvy work to get everything I need to do done, but won’t whinge!
As you may have seen on my Twitter feed, I am out of action for health reasons until at least New Year’s Eve. Fingers crossed I’ll be able to start 2019 with a bang or several. But in the meantime I wish you and yours a very merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and horny new year. Kx