Madonna – eat your heart out
Bought a new bra online… results a little more pointy than expected! … Continue reading →
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Glasgow ho!
So, at the grand old age of 51, I’ve finally got round to planning a trip north of the border, to the land of my forefathers (though they’re actually from even further north). It’s a personal trip rather than a … Continue reading →
Have a sexy Christmas!
So, I’m having a funky Friday putting my tree up to the soundtrack of Beck’s Midnite Vultures: such a great and witty album. I’ve inherited my mother’s attention to detail for Christmas trees – stick to 2–3 colours (white and … Continue reading →
Any NW tights fetishists?
I do love me a bit of tights ripping… I’ve got sturdy legs and plenty of pairs for you to destroy! … Continue reading →
Up with the cock?!
Any early birds out there? I know many men get the horn in the morning, so thanks to my strange current body clock pattern, I’ve decided to offer dawn bookings for any early risers, insomniacs and shift workers. Normal rates … Continue reading →
I’m allergic to…
…latex. A lovely client recently only told me this after we’d done the deed with a normal condom, so I thought I’d say – please do tell me if you have a latex allergy! I always keep some latex-free condoms … Continue reading →
Safety first?
Today, I was more relieved than normal when I got the text saying all my results were negative from my latest STI screen. On both escort and punter fora recently there has been more discussion than usual about STIs, in … Continue reading →
August!
Apologies – I seem to have been quiet recently. As well as the Tour de France taking up my time, I’ve been quite busy with my other job (probably as most sensible people are on holiday, so I’m one of … Continue reading →