So, today has been interesting. Switched my phone on only to start receiving some rather perplexing calls and texts. It turned out that my inability to tolerate idiots got me into trouble on a forum, with the result that another escort and/or her pimp, partner or random punter decided to target me. They put up fake profiles for me on a swinging site, a dogging site, and most disturbingly created an online ad – stealing my photos from AdultWork and stating that I did bareback anal sex for the bargain price of £70 per hour. 

Nice…

I received a few enquiries from the ad, which was worrying in itself, but at least the one man I spoke to was helpful, and most of the men who contacted me on the dogging site were apologetic when I explained the situation, too. All three sites were great at deleting the content quickly, which was a relief.

I was also bombarded with texts by the said escort and one of her psycho chums.

In case any of the involved parties are reading this, please be assured that if you contact or harass me again, the next time you hear from me it will be via a solicitor.