Any early birds out there? I know many men get the horn in the morning, so thanks to my strange current body clock pattern, I’ve decided to offer dawn bookings for any early risers, insomniacs and shift workers. Normal rates apply. The bookings must start between 5–6am and finish by 6.30am (perhaps 7am at a push), plus they will need to be arranged by midnight – I’ll be turning my phone off by 1am.

I’ll see how it goes, but for now these early morning bookings will be available from now until the General Election: after my date with David Dimbleby I might try and start getting to bed a little earlier. Despite my own political leanings, clients of all persuasions are welcome… 🙂

And don’t worry, I’ll be wide awake and ready for cock over the next few weeks!