Hope you’re all having a lovely summer – at least on the few days that feel like it! Apologies for a lack of posts, but I have been continually busy in my other job. A reminder that as a result, I have a £10 off offer for all shorter (up to and including one hour) bookings on Saturdays and Sundays over the next month.

Recently, I had some slightly garbled communications with a client, so didn’t ask him all my usual screening questions. He turned out to be very big (as in overweight). As I say on all my profiles, I don’t see large gents. And before you accuse me of massive hypocrisy, it is for good reasons!

Firstly, although my bed is sturdy, I weigh about 120kg, so add in someone of another 100kg+ and it’s going to come under quite a strain… Secondly, it just makes sex, especially in some positions, more difficult – if not impossible. So gents, if you’re very big, especially around the middle, please look elsewhere: it’s nothing personal, I just hate feeling that I haven’t provided a good service.

Kx