It has been SOOOOO hot today – too hot for sex, and from me, that’s saying something! On the plus side, I do love outdoor sex, so for any regulars, I’m happy to offer a slightly later booking (22:30-0:00) through August bank holiday weekend, specifically for some al fresco action. We can either use my garden (if we’re fairly quiet), or I think I’ve found a decent secluded spot by the lakes behind my house.

Don’t worry, I have blankets and a torch, so we won’t get lost!