There’s a danger this post will make me seem a). rude and b). tighter than a duck’s arse, but I think it’s worth highlighting that I don’t do text chats/conversations.

Of course, I’ll answer an initial inquiry with the URL of this site, which has nearly all the information most potential clients should need. And I’ll always use texts at the last minute with regard to the confirmation of bookings, directions, any problems etc.

But please, if you have any questions (after reading the pages of this site), email or call me. I can easily spend £1 texting timewasters, and it adds up. I want to keep my fees reasonable, and wasting £10-20 a week on unnecessary texts is becoming annoying.

So, don’t think I’m rude if I don’t always reply, or if I ask you to switch to email or give me a call. It’s just the Yorkshirewoman in me coming out!

Needless to say, I certainly don’t do sexting either…