So, I have to confess, I am a bit ‘bah humbug’ about Christmas in general, though I do enjoy aspects of it. One thing I certainly appreciate is that for some people it can be a financial stretch, so in the spirit of the season, I’m going to have a festive offer…

 If you make a booking for one hour between December 1st-24th inclusive, and say ‘Chipolata’ when you arrive, I will charge you £75 instead of my usual £90. This offer isn’t going to be anywhere else, and it doesn’t count if you use the word in a text, email or phone call – you have to say it to me when I greet you.

All my other rates are unchanged – the discount only applies to a one hour booking. And we can do a lot in an hour… 😉

BTW, if there is interest, I will be working on Christmas Eve, up to about 8/9pm. Hope to see you soon and get my hands on your sausage!

Kx